There’s an audible sigh of collective relief across the fruited plain, as Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has announced that his sizzlingly hot and provocative client will not face criminal charges over a Manhattan nightclub fight back in November.
Americans by the millions everywhere, enthralled teens and adults alike, will watch this story closely, as the Mean Girls pop culture darling moves on to her next adventure, providing vicarious thrills for her many adoring followers. In rehab or out of rehab, in jail or out of jail, this photo-op-magnetic eye-catching lady deservedly commands huge amounts of media attention. She is popularity personified and Americans just can’t get enough of her. Fox News has the report here.