At last. We have some authentic justification for showing our wives who’s really the boss. Well, I mean, it’s been in the Quran for centuries upon centuries, but who reads the Quran? Come to think of it, how many Third World Muslim men can even read? Doesn’t matter. Now we have the videos of Egyptian Muslim honcho Fadel Soliman, who is reportedly giving lectures to British college students on the fine art of domestic violence, er, I mean, spousal re-education. Seriously. Don’t laugh. This is how you keep the bitch dialed in.
Is this a great religion or what?
Men. Listen up. If she doesn’t please you (that leaves a lot of open territory for interpretation, fellas), hit her with a stick. If she goes out and doesn’t tell you where she’s going, hit her with a stick. If she’s late arriving home after she’s gone out to who knows where with who knows who, hit her with that stick.
Here’s the story from The Sun UK:
A MUSLIM cleric who says it is OK to beat your wife if she does not please you has been lecturing to British university students.
Egyptian Fadel Soliman urged youngsters at five campuses to watch and share his online talks.
Sure, Fadel. I get it. First we watch. Then we share. Then we do. Men, pick up your sticks.
In his videos he defends wife-beating and advises husbands to use a stick.He claims women who go out without saying where or are late home are guilty of “gravely improper behaviour”, reports the Daily Mail.
I wonder… How big a stick are we allowed to use? A baseball bat is a stick, isn’t it? What do we do when she pulls a .38 special out of her purse? But I digress.
The preacher recommends “light spanking” and insists Islam supports sex slavery and having more than one wife.
If the preacher-man says do it, it must be okay – right? I dunno about this part of it. Seems like keeping track of where all of one’s sex slaves and wives are (and what they’re doing at any given moment) would be very, very stressful. That’s definitely not fair to men.
Speaking at Sheffield University he claimed his videos answered “misconceptions on Islam that is used by Islamophobes”.
Finally. Higher education in the UK is making great progress. Me? I have no misconceptions about Islam.
Soliman is believed to have also given lectures at Nottingham, Leicester, Leeds and Manchester.
I wonder if good old Fadel is available to come to the USA to lecture at Yale or Harvard? Those Ivy League Nancy-boys could probably do with some enlightenment on how a real man treats his woman, er, I mean women.
Thanks to Europe News for the link to the report.